Learn HTML Through Theft & Mutilation

Anyone serious about having a website needs toDon't worry if you make a mistake. If your change
know something about HTML, the computer code ofwas unfortunate, reopen the Notepad file by clicking
websites.the appropriate button at the bottom of your screen,
HTML is a simple language - although some nativethen, in Notepad, click "Edit/Undo" then "File/Save".
speakers would argue that so is Swahili - it is made upRefresh the browser and the boo-boo should go
of characters from your keyboard. No fancyaway.
heiroglyphics.I will not be teaching HTML in this article. There are
Browser software, such as Internet Explorer or Mozillagreat resources for learning HTML in depth at Poingo
Firefox, reads the HTML and creates a screen displayResources.
according to instructions conveyed within "tags" in theHowever, I will give you a few things to start with:
HTML. These tags tell the browser how to display text1. All HTML "tags" begin and end with characters
and colored areas, and how to import and displayknown as "angle brackets", which are also used for
pictures in specified ways to create eye-pleasing web"greater than" or "less than" in math equations. I can't
pages.place them in this article because they might cause
You can view the HTML code of any web page byyour browser to go wacky. I will use { and } in this
right-clicking on a blank area of the web page, thenarticle instead to represent angle brackets.
selecting "View Source" or "View Page Source". A2. All HTML files begin with {html} and end with {/html}
new window will open and you will see the HTML3. HTML files have two main portions, "head" and
code."body". The "head" portion begins with the tag {head}
You can learn HTML by saving this code to yourand ends with the tag {/head}.
computer and experimenting with it. Pick a4. The head contains a page title and "meta" data
simple-looking page to start with, preferably a homewhich is non-displayed information about the web page
page. Home pages are very often named "index.htm"itself. The "head" portion of the page is non-essential.
or "index.html."You can prove this to yourself:
With the source code visible on your screen, you canIn the Notepad file, remove the {head} and {/head}tags
save the web page to your computer by clicking "Fileand everything between them. File/Save Notepad,
Save As" or "File/Save Page As". When you do this,refresh the browser, and see what happens. The
place it in a new folder. Thus will help keep yourappearance might change if, for example, the head
learning project organized.contained a link to a separate style sheet, but the
You can tell your browser to read the version of theactual content should still be there.
locally saved file by clicking "File/Open" or "File/Open5. The "body" portion begins with the tag {body} and
File" with the browser open, and browsing to the fileends with the tag {/body}. It contains your content, so it
you just saved. If you have a browser with tabbedis quite essential.
viewing, use a new tab for this so you can refer back6. In addition to the HTML tags described above, there
to the original version hosted on the internet.are many other tags which format text, create tables,
When you open the local version, you may noticelink to pictures, link to other sites and even open
mising graphics - the pictures may not have savedpre-written emails in your own email software.
along with the HTML. If so, go back to the web7. Many tags, like the ones above, have starting and
version. Save each missing graphic individually by rightending tags. For example, if I wanted to bold a portion
clicking on the graphic and selecting "Save Image As",of text, I would first place a {b} tag before the text,
and save it in the folder you created earlier. Do notthen follow the bolded text with {/b}.
change the file name of the picture.8. Other tags don't require an ending such as {br},
Go back to the browser view of the locally savedwhich gives you a line break, and {p} which starts a
web page and refresh the screen by clicking thenew paragraph.
"Refresh" button or by pressing F5. If all goes well, theMutilate Web Page Now!
missing picture should render. An exception could be if,You now have enough information to be dangerous.
in the original website folder structure, the images areLet's put it to use.
saved in a subfolder.Lesson One - Create Obscene Text
If you were advanced, you would create an identicalIn the Notepad file, look for a chunk of recognizable
subfolder and save the images there. But since youtext in the body section. Change the text to something
are a newbie, forget about it and live with what youfunny, stupid or obscene, because education should be
have.interesting. Click "File/Save" in Notepad and refresh the
Theft Complete! Get started...browser. Your funky text should display. You have
Now that you have recreated the web-based pagenow mutilated your first web page. Congratulations!
locally, you can learn by observing and modifying theLesson Two - Bold Your Obscene Text
HTML. You will see the resulting change on theIn the Notepad file place begin-bold {b} and unbold {/b}
displayed page.tags around some text. Save the Notepad file and
To do this, you will have the same HTML file open inrefresh the browser. See how it looks. You have now
the browser and also in Notepad. The browser shouldgone boldly where you have not before.
be pointed to the local HTML file as described above.Lesson Three - Enlarge Your Obscene Text
Then, open Notepad and open the same HTML file in it.To make your text really big, try surrounding it with {h1}
At the bottom of the Notepad window, where it saysand {/h1}. In addition to making your text ridiculously
"Files of Type:" Be sure to select "All Files". If you don'tlarge, this tag tells search engines that you think this
do this, you will not even see the HTML file listed in thetext is REALLY IMPORTANT!!!
browse window.Lesson Four - Disappear and Reappear a Picture
Arrange the browser window and Notepad windowAs we learned earlier, pictures are separate files. They
so you can see both. I like to keep the browserare invoked by a special tag which can look like this:
maximized, and Notepad filling the bottom half of the{img src=" Find something which looks like this and
screen "in front" of it. When I make changes in thedelete the entire expression, including both brackets.
Notepad file, I click "File/Save", then click the refreshSave Notepad and refresh the browser. Goodbye
button on the browser. The Notepad windowpicture!
minimizes by itself and you will have just enough timeNow go back to Notepad and click "Edit/Undo". Again
to see the changes you made modified in the browsersave Notepad and refresh the browser. Hello again!
display.Got the hang of it? Steal, mutilate and and learn.